*Welcome!*
Who, me?
Hello, Internet Lover!
Recently the search terms “Eliza Skinner” have started outnumbering “Secrets Behind ABC’s Lost” “teen models” and “baby oil tits” in my referers page. I assume this means either 1) more people are googling me, 2) one person is OBSESSIVELY googling me, 3) the people previously interested in Lost and oily boobies were disappointed in the season 3 finale and have turned to internet comedian searches to fill the void.
Whatever the reason, I thought I’d show you new non-perv non-Losties around my website!
To find out more about me, check out my Bio.
To see some of my better entries and skip the daily drivel I grind out, go to the Most Popular Posts category.
If you’d like to get real and see a show, go to Upcoming Shows.
And to save myself for creditting him every five seconds, my photos are almost all by Chad Nicholson - a king among bi-costal semi-hipster photographers.