Hot Date Wear
There is not much else I can say besides:Fartypants – the underwear that hides your farts.“They can be worn anytime, anywhere – in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane.”PHEW! So I can keep them on when I get on my airplane to loserville.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
They are surprisingly sexy! I wouldn’t have guessed!
August 14th, 2008 at 8:17 am
One of the advantages of living alone is being able to fart out loud. But it’s good to know about these for party time.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Considering they are air tight I hope there are other smells they cover up cause I imagine you’d sweat quite a lot.
Have I found the design flaw?
August 14th, 2008 at 9:52 am
grossest adult garment ever
August 15th, 2008 at 1:06 am
“Is that a large air filter in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
August 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Just when I thought today was going to become the poster child for a Murphy’s Law enema…. you made me laugh.
Thanks.
- Kenny G.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with Fiberglass wool that close to my anus.
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
But these pants will be redundant…
As soon as the Venezuelan Flatulence-Free-Bean is released to the world.
http://domsweirdnews.blogspot.com/2006/04/fartless-beans.html
August 24th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Soon, you will all have to wear these, lest your farts contribute to global warming.
I will not wear them, as my sh*t does not stink.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
These are neat, but I don’t think they’re as good as my idea. My idea is a little plastic device that you insert in your rectum. I have two models currently on the drawing board.
The first is a simple deodorizer. Pass gas and be rewarded by a lovely floral scent, or apples and cinnamon.
The second one is a noise maker, like those paper whistle things on New Years. I’m hoping to sell it as a party favor.