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		<title>Morning Panic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to have panic attacks on trash day when I was a kid. I would hear the truck rumbling down our block at 6am and suddenly realize that I hadn&#8217;t done any arts and crafts projects with last Sunday&#8217;s Family Circus. That could have been an amazing placemat for my grandparents! Shit! &#8220;I really [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/03/07/morning-panic/</link>
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		<title>&#8230;SHAMELESS! in LA</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m doing my solo show, Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!, at the UCB Theater in LA next week. Come check it out and you&#8217;ll see this LIIIIIVE on stage:
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Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!
UCB Theater
5919 Franklin Ave
Thursday, March 4th at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/02/26/shameless-in-la/</link>
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		<title>Broken Squirrel</title>
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I saw a squirrel eating a lizard a few weeks ago.
Now, squirrels aren&#8217;t supposed to eat lizards, right? They eat nuts and tiny muffins, right? Bits of cake and tea in little acorn teacups? Adorable stuff. Not live, writhing lizards, thrashing and fighting for their evil reptilian lives. But this one did. I figured this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/02/15/broken-squirrel/</link>
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		<title>I Eat Media &#8211; Skins, Madea, The Mist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve decided to try to start cataloging the media and entertainment I consume, because (a) it&#8217;s a lot and (b) unless I start writing about it it just becomes brain poop.  So let&#8217;s start with the last week of January and try to catch up quickly.
Skins -Netflix Instant Watch
Remember Degrassi High? And Eastenders? No? No [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/02/08/i-eat-media-skins-madea-the-mist/</link>
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		<title>Stand Up &#8211; LIVE in New York</title>
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I&#8217;m doing stand-up this Wednesday in NYC at Comix! It&#8217;s fun show that usually has a great mix of new and seasoned comics, and it&#8217;s cheap.
Comix
353 West 14th St (at 9th Ave)
Wednesday, February 10th, 7pm
$10 (plus a 2 item minimum)
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		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/02/08/stand-up-live-in-new-york/</link>
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		<title>Slow walkers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am constantly confused by people walking INFURIATINGLY slow in front of me on New York City streets. Today, in an effort to distract myself from the overwhelming urge to murder the tourists crawling down Broadway in front of me, I tried to think of reasons why these people move so slowly.

They are detectives looking for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/02/06/slow-walkers/</link>
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		<title>Ask the Locals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Want to see some more me? I know, me too! So here&#8217;s 92Y Tribeca&#8217;s new video, &#8220;Ask The Locals Pt. 2&#8243; featuring hilarious folks like Fred Armisen, Rob Huebel, Janeane Garafalo, and me![There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.]
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		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/02/05/ask-the-locals/</link>
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		<title>Street smarts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning as I walked to the grocery store in sweatpants and last night&#8217;s make-up, a man muttered &#8220;beautiful&#8221; as he passed me. As much of a stretch as it seemed, he seemed serious; and I gotta say: I loved it. I mean, yes &#8211; this dude was a troll and probably lives in an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/01/27/street-smarts/</link>
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		<title>Jerk it</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A while back I was performing at a stand up show where one of the other comics decided to forgo his set and instead just list the women in comedy that he has thought about while beating off. (Which, at a &#8220;downtown comedy&#8221; show is really just about the same thing. ) He included me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/01/19/jerk-it/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s back&#8230;..Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One! More! TIIIIIIME!!!

I&#8217;m doing one performance of my show, Eliza Skinner is: Shameless! in New York again this Wednesday. Ring in the new year with some heartfelt black comedy!
Later this month I&#8217;m taking the show to South Carolina for the Charleston Comedy Festival. Come see whichever show is closer! (Maryland, you can pick either one.)
&#8220;Both in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.elizaskinner.net/2010/01/04/shameless-bring-your-kids/</link>
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