Photo by Anya Garrett
Tonight I Eat Pandas will be singing some songs, making some smiles, and changing some goddamn lives at Sweet. Why not make your life one of them?
Sweet
*hosted by the lovely and talented Seth Herzog*
The Slipper Room
197 Orchard Street (at Stanton)
8:30pm - $5
My comedy partner & be fri, Glennis, has been churning out new videos recently. Please enjoy this newest one, especially if you’re not feeling very pretty today.
Today, some of my best friends left for a bachelor party in Las Vegas. I am 100% terrified for them. Bachelor parties are about pushing extremes - but my friends are comedians, their boundaries are practically non-existent to begin with. Committing to taking this party all the way to Vegas pushes it into the realm […]
My friends are all so goddamn talented I want to jam my thumbs into their eye sockets. Or, i used to. It’s hard to not feel that way when you’re surrounded by such amazingly smart and funny ASSHOLES who won’t stop doing fucking hilarious work. I know, this is an ugly way to feel, but […]
Is there anything so tragic as the ice cream person? So happy, yet so doomed. Even if they are not eaten, they will surely melt anyway.
But then, is that so different from the rest of us? Did I blow your mind? You are welcome.
http://icecreampeople.blogspot.com/
Photo from Flickr:Agilitynut
AUUUUGGGHGHHHHH!!
There are horrible vomitting slugs inside me that make babies!
Under-5 roles in TV shows and movies are the ones that have less than 5 lines - the teeny tiny “Venti Latte at the bar!” “Look, I ain’t no murderer, I just found the guy”, “Hey! That monkey stole my dog!” parts. At a certain point in one’s career booking one is exciting, but eventually […]
Or “why I can’t talk this week.”
I have a lot of singing to do this weekend. Not just any singing - singing over a full band, with no mic. Then, later, singing with a full band while playing drums at a party. THEN, the next day, singing 3 whole improvised musicals in under an hour. So […]
Please, don’t let me come between you.
I figure my readership breaks down thusly:
40% porn enthusiasts misled by google searches for “douchebag tittyfuck”
15% bored racists
5% the rest of my family
10% stalkers
13% nerds
2% Glennis
15% my ex-boyfriends’ new girlfriends/wives
Oh yeah, I know you’re reading this, NewGirlFriends. I know because I read your sites, too (and because you […]
“In short, in a world where women are just not smart or funny, Glennis McMurray and Eliza Skinner manage to come pretty close.”
Uh…thanks?
The sad thing is, that was written by a woman.
Photo by Anya Garrett