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Yeah, we get it.

You know Goose dies, right? Goose dies.
So, maybe you should get a new word. I’d even consider voting for you guys if you started calling yourselves “a team of James Daltons.”

I mean, COME ON. I got some emails from angry Republicans over what I said about Sarah Palin before, but…COME ON!!! It’s like hiring a doctor who never read a medical textbook. YOU PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN THIS.

Ok, guys - I know you’ve all been on pins and needles waiting for me to tell you who to vote for. But I’m not going to do it! Think for yourself!
But.
I will say this : this Sarah Palin shit has me pissed off.
The problem with the Palin situation is that she came out of […]

Hillary Clinton is officially pimping out her husband, and he’s jazzed about it. Yesterday the former president visited a spin class on West 72nd Street in NYC to meet with a spin class full of his wife’s campaign contributors. Seriously. A spin class. Each woman in the class had paid $2300 (in campaign contributions) to […]

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Today I was going to write an entry entitled “Whatever Happened to MC Skat Kat?” I turned on the TV and sat down to write, and suddenly everything got pre-empted by a presidential news conference. Normally I would just flip the channels until I found a Sister Sister rerun, and continue to focus on figuring […]

My point is our country is in a very bad way, and we’re more concerned about what’s going on with TomKat’s computer-generated baby. People get overwhelmed by the news so we’ve stopped paying attention to it at all. Or al least stopped doing anything about it.
So should we walk around thinking about this stuff all […]

I see what you’re signing, but I don’t buy it.
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
First of all, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I wrote you a letter! I have been super busy for the last two years - but I don’t need to tell you about super busy! You know all about busy-ness, you’re a […]

This country is in the midst of an unjust war. Most of the world pretty much hates us (but bedrudgingly adores our media output.) Our soldiers are coming home dead or mangled every day. Yet most of us live our lives like we just don’t care. Myself included.
So far today I woke up, read some […]