Archive for the 'Politics' Category

My Official Gay Marriage Rant

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

After the dust from the presidential election cleared, us sane straight folks looked around for the gay unicorns on our arc of Hope and Change, they were no where to be found. Prop 8 in California, Prop 102 in Arizona, and Florida Amendment 2 – all opposing gay marriage – all passed in state elections. I [...]

Dear President Elect Obama,

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

I want to thank you for winning this election. I know, I know, you say that we did it, that we made it happen, but, that’s not the point. Thank you for winning for my mother. She has been batshit bananas for the past 8 years, and this is really going to chill her out. [...]

Dear Sarah Palin,

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Yeah, we get it.

You know Goose dies, right? Goose dies.
So, maybe you should get a new word. I’d even consider voting for you guys if you started calling yourselves “a team of James Daltons.”

 

I cannot wait for tonight.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I mean, COME ON. I got some emails from angry Republicans over what I said about Sarah Palin before, but…COME ON!!! It’s like hiring a doctor who never read a medical textbook. YOU PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN THIS.

Barracuda Van Palin

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Ok, guys – I know you’ve all been on pins and needles waiting for me to tell you who to vote for. But I’m not going to do it! Think for yourself!
But.
I will say this : this Sarah Palin shit has me pissed off.
The problem with the Palin situation is that she came out of [...]

Bill Clinton Practically F*cks a Spin Class On The UWS

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Hillary Clinton is officially pimping out her husband, and he’s jazzed about it. Yesterday the former president visited a spin class on West 72nd Street in NYC to meet with a spin class full of his wife’s campaign contributors. Seriously. A spin class. Each woman in the class had paid $2300 (in campaign contributions) to [...]

Word, Keith Olbermann. Word.

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

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MC Skat Kat – pre-empted by nuclear testing

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

Today I was going to write an entry entitled “Whatever Happened to MC Skat Kat?” I turned on the TV and sat down to write, and suddenly everything got pre-empted by a presidential news conference. Normally I would just flip the channels until I found a Sister Sister rerun, and continue to focus on figuring [...]

WITMWU pt. 3, What’s my point?

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

My point is our country is in a very bad way, and we’re more concerned about what’s going on with TomKat’s computer-generated baby. People get overwhelmed by the news so we’ve stopped paying attention to it at all. Or al least stopped doing anything about it.
So should we walk around thinking about this stuff all [...]

WITMWU, pt.2 – What Is The Matter With Lindsay Lohan?

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

I see what you’re signing, but I don’t buy it.
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
First of all, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I wrote you a letter! I have been super busy for the last two years – but I don’t need to tell you about super busy! You know all about busy-ness, you’re a [...]