In support of the WGA strike, and Britney Spears, I am posting a rerun today. This entry was originally posted May 17, 2007, before Lindsay went to rehab or Paris went to jail. When Britney still had custody or her kids. I still stand behind it.
Seriously. I could be friends with this girl, no problem.
I’m […]
In honor of Christmas, I am reposting this heartwarming holiday tale I originally posted two years ago. I swear I’ll write more soon, get off my dick. Happy Holidays.
I got a call at 2 am last Christmas eve/morning. I sitting on the floor of my living room, surrounded by tape and bows and glossy […]
I don’t want to meet any more celebrities. I’m done. It always ruins whatever idea you had of them. In my life, my idea of who a celebrity is is way more meaningful than who they actually are. For instance, I met John Corbett at the height of his Sex and the City “I’m the […]
Fashion magazines articles that include the phrase “there’s nothing worse than”. (I.e., “there’s nothing worse than make-up on dry skin!” or “there’s nothing worse than cracked nails.”) Because, yes there is. There are LOTS of things worse than anything written about in a fashion magazine. When I read that phrase I instantly start thinking of […]
Point: Babies are stupid
by Eliza Skinner
They’re cute, little, and soft, but babies are dumb as rocks. When was the last time you had any sort of meaningful exchange with a baby? In my experience, any attempt to speak, play, or work with a baby elicits staring, drooling, and at best a weak attempt to […]
There are small things that people do in public that are essentially an act of assholery to the rest of the world. Things like answering the phone in a movie theater, taking up a subway seat with a handbag, or putting more than 12 items on the belt in the express lane. They get away […]
As I prepare to permanently move out of my twenties in a few months, college freshmen all over the country are fighting with their parents about whether or not they should move off campus next year. For those of you who win the battle, let me lend you some advice that I learned personally. I […]
Warning - these will make you laugh and feel gross at the same time. They may be NSFW, if your workplace has a policy again creepy weird nature videos. Make sure your sound is up.
Do I like to search youtube for phrases like “turtle sex”? Yes. Yes I do.
Hm, now where did that pie go…? Oh Ann!
Ever wonder about how people get cast as “incredibly ugly girl who accidentally makes out with a cat” or “giant fat person who farts at the party”? How is that presented in the character breakdown? How does the agent call the actor and tell them they are […]
Or, “I am dead inside, and hate children.”
Gross.
I used to love kids. I prided myself on being the kind of babysitter that kids begged for – little boys had crushes on me, little girls wanted to be me. If you were between 0 and 7 years old, you were OBSESSED with me.
But now, it’s […]