I have always hated bananas. They have a weird squishy-firm consistency, they bruise way too easily, and the flavor is almost as unpleasant as the aftertaste.
As an adult, though, every now and then I really want a banana. I’ll get one and eat it - at first enjoying the novelty and then mostly just being […]
If you ask my friends to tell you three absolutes about me they would quickly reply 1) she loves octopuses, 2) she always mooches gum, and 3) she never breaks up with someone when she should. It is true, I do love octopuses. And yes, I stay in relationships way past the expiration date. Even […]
Quaid and Rachel Griffiths, who is also pretty easy on the eyes.
This weekend I watched The Rookie for the first time. I gotta say, I loved it! I am a fan of sports movies in general (although not at all of actual sports), but this one was really an emotional titty-twister.
After a bunch of stuff […]
To add to the recent movie nostalgia, I’m posting this rerun from a couple of years ago.
If you’re naturally good at something, you’ll break your foot and never be able to do it again. But if you work really hard at something - you will get to take the crippled talented girl’s part.
Always dance […]
I put a new video up on Funny Or Die - check it out and vote funny if you like it! Go now, say you saw it before a bunch of 14-year-old boys tell me to take a hammer to my face for this one!
“Its strange to have a creation out there, a deeply mutated version of yourself running around….” - Dexter, Season 2 Finale
My video, Amy At The Club got to the top of Digg.com last week with 4424 Diggs. As a result, a few things happened:
My traffic here went crazy, which was great but made me […]
I’m into Kitty Porn.
Thanks again to cuteoverload.com for the pic.
But if under age bitches are more your thing, check out this eye candy - http://dailypuppy.com/
In support of the WGA strike, and Britney Spears, I am posting a rerun today. This entry was originally posted May 17, 2007, before Lindsay went to rehab or Paris went to jail. When Britney still had custody or her kids. I still stand behind it.
Seriously. I could be friends with this girl, no problem.
I’m […]
In honor of Christmas, I am reposting this heartwarming holiday tale I originally posted two years ago. I swear I’ll write more soon, get off my dick. Happy Holidays.
I got a call at 2 am last Christmas eve/morning. I sitting on the floor of my living room, surrounded by tape and bows and glossy […]
I don’t want to meet any more celebrities. I’m done. It always ruins whatever idea you had of them. In my life, my idea of who a celebrity is is way more meaningful than who they actually are. For instance, I met John Corbett at the height of his Sex and the City “I’m the […]