If only it were real.
I am fascinated by my co-workers hair, or more accurately, their hairstyles. For the most part, it’s not actually their hair - or, it is, but in the sense that they have reciepts for it. Most of my co-workers are black women, and the break room is like a hair show. […]
On Wednesday, my friend Silvija and I went to see Legally Blonde on Broadway. I loved it - not quite as much as I loved the movie, but only because the lead was not Luke Wilson, so I didn’t want to lick him. Legally Blonde is great because it twists a classic princess story into […]
I get a lot of hits from google searches for “What do women want?” I also get a fair amount for “Why don’t boys like me?” Sadly, I cannot even attempt to answer the latter, since I clearly don’t know anything about boys except that once you tell them about that time you fisted a […]
Ah love. It make you so crazy! Right?? I’m not talking about the kind of new-love madness where you think his eyeball warts are sexy, or the hopeful-love delusion where you think he’s actually going to leave his wife. No, I am talking about the worst insanity of them all - the breakup crazy.
When you […]
I have always hated bananas. They have a weird squishy-firm consistency, they bruise way too easily, and the flavor is almost as unpleasant as the aftertaste.
As an adult, though, every now and then I really want a banana. I’ll get one and eat it - at first enjoying the novelty and then mostly just being […]
If you ask my friends to tell you three absolutes about me they would quickly reply 1) she loves octopuses, 2) she always mooches gum, and 3) she never breaks up with someone when she should. It is true, I do love octopuses. And yes, I stay in relationships way past the expiration date. Even […]
Quaid and Rachel Griffiths, who is also pretty easy on the eyes.
This weekend I watched The Rookie for the first time. I gotta say, I loved it! I am a fan of sports movies in general (although not at all of actual sports), but this one was really an emotional titty-twister.
After a bunch of stuff […]
To add to the recent movie nostalgia, I’m posting this rerun from a couple of years ago.
If you’re naturally good at something, you’ll break your foot and never be able to do it again. But if you work really hard at something - you will get to take the crippled talented girl’s part.
Always dance […]
I put a new video up on Funny Or Die - check it out and vote funny if you like it! Go now, say you saw it before a bunch of 14-year-old boys tell me to take a hammer to my face for this one!
Most people my age are married or at least divorced or diseased. I have no good reason for my marital non-status other than my terrible, terrible criteria for selecting a mate. Below, please find my actual reasons for dating the men I have dated:
Good mustache.
Always had cookies at his house.
Lived in a foreign country; was […]