Or, “What the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes and the East Village?”
rrrrrr…..BRAINS! BRAINS…gurgle..rr…
On Saturday night I was out walking around in the East Village. I guess it’s been a while since I spent a warm weekend night down there, since I didn’t remember it being a douchebag parade, but it was. Somehow the neighborhood [...]
No one has ever accused Angleina Jolie of showing a lot of forethought. I mean, I don’t know the lady personally, but if you find yourself getting “Billy Bob” lasered off your arm, you’re probably not a long-term planner. Which is why someone needs to have a quick sit-down with her about family planning.
It seems [...]
Every now and then, you find a person that you absolutely hate, and yet are shamefully drawn to. They are an affront to everything you stand for – from your respect for intelligence to your refusal to date blondes or homosexuals. If you ever actually got together, you know you’d end up screaming “You huffed [...]
I heart Natasha.
She is a stupid genius! Go, you Russian idiot, Go!
Natasha and Renee are easily my favorite Top Model contenders this season – excuse me, this CYCLE. I love Natasha’s juggernaut of beautiful cluelessness, and Renee’s tragic ferocity has won me over. She’s like a feral cat trapped in a box! If I have [...]
Saved By The Bell had the hottest teen stars ever in the history of TV. Kelly Kapowski and Zack Morris are unbeatable. Seriously, they are grotesquely attractive. Tell me I’m wrong – try to think of a more attractive teen couple. It’s impossible.
I find so many things about Beyonce funny. Her name, for example, is Beyonce (which is French for “This Sounds French, Right?”) Then there is the way she dances – like someone put a fist full of mice down her shirt and screamed “DANCE HARDER!” But Ya Girl B has outdone herself with her newest [...]