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Recently, Charlie Sheen claimed that ex-wife, Denise Richards, sent his fiancee Brooke Mueller an email after their divorce asking for his sperm so she could have another child. This is only the most recent demand she has made on Sheen - some of the other things she has recently asked him for include:

New ATV for […]

 
I have been reading Miranda July’s book, No One Belongs Here More Than You. Her style is…well, here - this is how I imagine Miranda July would react to a barbecue. Draw your own conclusions.

Miranda July
I arrive at the barbeque with my cold potato salad, that isn’t really my cold potato salad, but […]

Quaid and Rachel Griffiths, who is also pretty easy on the eyes.
 
This weekend I watched The Rookie for the first time. I gotta say, I loved it! I am a fan of sports movies in general (although not at all of actual sports), but this one was really an emotional titty-twister.
After a bunch of stuff […]

In support of the WGA strike, and Britney Spears, I am posting a rerun today. This entry was originally posted May 17, 2007,  before Lindsay went to rehab or Paris went to jail. When Britney still had custody or her kids. I still stand behind it.
 

Seriously. I could be friends with this girl, no problem.
I’m […]

Alive with reality! As long as this strike lasts, that’s all we’ve got going on. Love it or learn to read.
But let’s accept the world we live in for the moment, and look at what we’ve got to work with in the next few months, thanks to the geniuses at VH1:

Brett Michaels keeps a penny […]

Sweet Jesus, have ya’ll heard the new “leaked” Britney Spears songs? Holy crap are they awful.
I made it almost all the way through “Gimme More” before I had to shut it off and wash the burning out of my eyeballs. This is the one you’ve heard about - it starts with the bold yet obvious […]

I don’t want to meet any more celebrities. I’m done. It always ruins whatever idea you had of them. In my life, my idea of who a celebrity is is way more meaningful than who they actually are. For instance, I met John Corbett at the height of his Sex and the City “I’m the […]

I am leaving for LA in 2 weeks. If I get hit and killed by a drunk driving celebrity while I’ll out there, I better end up more famous than the millionaire idiot that hits me. My legacy is in your hands, people. Start cranking out the bumper stickers as soon as the video’s posted […]

As I read the article on CNN.com about Paris’ resentencing - about how she screamed for her mother and cried out, sobbing, “No! It’s not right!” - my first thought was “Ooh, I hope they have video of that!” Then I instantly realized that of course they don’t have video of that, and that Paris […]