The title of this post was typed by my cat while I was getting dressed this morning. I am slightly concerned about him - does he mean the swimming place or the game? Either one is going to disappoint him. The former is full of water, which he pretty much hates, and the latter requires […]
When you really love someone, you will not hesitate to spend the morning pulling paper towels out of his ass.
But it will still be disgusting. Especially when he yowls at you like it was your idea in the first place to eat a roll of paper towels.
There was no question about Bentley’s balls. They had to go. His meowing was getting really out of control and I promised myself a few boyfriends ago that I would never let another dude pee all over my apartment. Plus, all that testosterone was useless - he’s got no game. I’ve always thought it must […]
I recently took my giant, tiny-headed cat, Bentley, to the vet. While the vet was giving Bentley the once over he asked me what I fed him. I was nervous that he was asking because he could tell Bentley’s diet is largely plastic bags, extra cookies, and yarn, but I played it cool and told […]
It was a rough night.
So apparently having a baby cat is not totally unlike having a baby anything else. I had a mini-breakdown last night about being an unfit foster mother for Bentley the kitten when he wouldn’t stop crying. Well, squeaking, really. It seemed to be a lonely, lost squeak - not angry or […]
My Year of Awesome Things project. Every week I’ll do something totally awesome - or in the case of week 7, something truly outrageous.
The BEATdown Finals Crew -
me, Petty Cash, Miss CKC, The VelociRapper, King SuperNutz, MC USB Port, Shockwave, and in front - the winner, MC Carl Winslow
1) Double sell out!! On Saturday night […]