Things I wish I could wash out of my brain.
There are certain things that don’t necessarily shock me when I first encounter them, but end up leaving a residue on my brain that I wish I could scrape or rinse off. Days later I realize that the world seems slightly grosser after having experienced them. Things like:
- The Bodies Exhibit – I thought it was going to be a sort of nerdy-science-badass. Instead, it was 2 hours of looking at frozen corpses trying to play basketball. Real dead people. Not lying down in coffins, playing basketball without their skin. Oh wait, except the skin around their eyebrows and navels – because without eyebrows and belly buttons they just would have looked too weird.
- The documentary “American Swing” – Someone recommended this documentary to me. Someone whose couch I will never sit on. Imagine 3 hours of people that look like your grandparents saying things like “arcing fountains of cum,” “rooms full of bodies writhing in sexual ecstacy” and “some people came just for the buffet.”
- The time TJ said he liked to fall asleep with his dick inside a girl because it was romantic – Do not want.