Archive for February, 2010

…SHAMELESS! in LA

Friday, February 26th, 2010

I’m doing my solo show, Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!, at the UCB Theater in LA next week. Come check it out and you’ll see this LIIIIIVE on stage:

Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!
UCB Theater
5919 Franklin Ave
Thursday, March 4th at 8pm
http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1493

Broken Squirrel

Monday, February 15th, 2010

I saw a squirrel eating a lizard a few weeks ago.
Now, squirrels aren’t supposed to eat lizards, right? They eat nuts and tiny muffins, right? Bits of cake and tea in little acorn teacups? Adorable stuff. Not live, writhing lizards, thrashing and fighting for their evil reptilian lives. But this one did. I figured this [...]

I Eat Media – Skins, Madea, The Mist

Monday, February 8th, 2010

I’ve decided to try to start cataloging the media and entertainment I consume, because (a) it’s a lot and (b) unless I start writing about it it just becomes brain poop.  So let’s start with the last week of January and try to catch up quickly.
Skins -Netflix Instant Watch
Remember Degrassi High? And Eastenders? No? No [...]

Stand Up – LIVE in New York

Monday, February 8th, 2010

I’m doing stand-up this Wednesday in NYC at Comix! It’s fun show that usually has a great mix of new and seasoned comics, and it’s cheap.
Comix
353 West 14th St (at 9th Ave)
Wednesday, February 10th, 7pm
$10 (plus a 2 item minimum)

Slow walkers

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

I am constantly confused by people walking INFURIATINGLY slow in front of me on New York City streets. Today, in an effort to distract myself from the overwhelming urge to murder the tourists crawling down Broadway in front of me, I tried to think of reasons why these people move so slowly.

They are detectives looking for [...]

Ask the Locals

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Want to see some more me? I know, me too! So here’s 92Y Tribeca’s new video, “Ask The Locals Pt. 2″ featuring hilarious folks like Fred Armisen, Rob Huebel, Janeane Garafalo, and me!