Comments on: Jerk it

By: Matty D

Matty D — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:26:51 +0000

I used to think about hot women all the time. Like when I was 16, that’s all I thought about. Hot women. Now I do it and I’m thinking damn I gotta do laundry today and it’s nowhere near as fun. In a way I jerk it to my shower at my parent’s house cause baby, we had good times together.

By: Derek

Derek — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:33:40 +0000

I appreciate your enlightened view on sex. But… people in love with bridges… that kinda ruined sex for me tonight.

And a world where Angelina Jolie in a Macy’s Changing room doesn’t do it for me, but Joy Behar selling me a water hose does… I don’t want to live in that world.

By: Jeff Simmermon

Jeff Simmermon — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:17:16 +0000

I can’t promise that you were never in the Rolodex, Eliza. We’ve known each other too long. But I have no memory of it now, and I think we’re both good with that.

By: Mark Slee

Mark Slee — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:43:25 +0000

I just hope I am still doing it when I am in my 90’s in some residential home to the embarrassment of my fellow inmates and family. Bashing the bishop to fantasies of a three-some with Patty & Selma Bouvier. Indeed, from a teenage frenzy to Agnetha Fälstkog from Abba to Eliza Skinner after a number of years of honed and skilled practise to Simpson characters when you can’t get up to turn the TV channel over, but still want to get up…it’s evolution and somewhat happily inevitable!

By: Mica

Mica — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:43:05 +0000

Good point but still wondering if the set was actually funny?

By: Warden

Warden — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:35:38 +0000

Damn! Someone has been reading my diary.

By: eliza

eliza — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:43:43 +0000

Exactly, Chris. Exactly.

By: Chris Trew

Chris Trew — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:00:26 +0000

When I was a kid my jerkoffs were like slot machines.