- Want to hear a secret? The Mummy was CGI. Oh, you knew that? Ok. How about this? I smell like cedar and honey.
- John Cena and I found an injured baby fawn, can your hold our shirts while we lift it out of my pick-up truck?
- You’re Eliza Skinner? From Elizaskinner.net?! Holy Shit!
- Yeah, I do all my stunts, except kissing. My kisses are too dangerous.
- Can you hold this giant bag of money for me? I need to find someone hilarious and largely unknown to buy a movie from.
- Ugh, some times I get so tired of shooting action movies every day - I really just want to read young-adult sci-fi novels, listen to hip hop, and bone.
- One time I got so drunk I totally made out with Robert Downey Jr. Just kidding, I wasn’t drunk.
- I’d like you to meet my friend, J.J. Abrams.
- “Why aren’t you dancing? You come to a club and you’re supposed to dance!” haha, just kidding. That’s you, right? I love Amy at the Club!
- What’s up? I’m Brendan Fraser.
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May 7th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
let me be the first to declare this post:
WIN!
i think im gonna try using the “kisses are too dangerous” one on my girl…
May 8th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Holy Shit!
May 8th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
You can totally see his unit in that photo.
May 8th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I AM TELLING BEN ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
May 9th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
This is absolutely hilarious. Especially #4 which made me pee myself a little.
May 11th, 2009 at 1:16 am
I’m not even gay and #3 would probably work on me.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I quote Amy at the Club when my band plays shows and everyone is just standing around slack-jawed. They never get the reference, but I still think it’s hilarious.
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:44 am
Oh man I just finish telling like the 92489 person about this list.
July 22nd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
http://laragmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brendan-fraser.jpg
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
He could journey to the center of my earth any day of the week. Meaning he could do me. In the butt.
Cheers for the laughs.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:02 am
Months later and it’s just now that I understand how badly I fucked up my joke. Sad face. Very sad face.
August 15th, 2009 at 4:01 am
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August 21st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Dude I just noticed that Brendan Fraser thinks that if he is hot with 1 thing, he is probably hotter with 2. He’s wearing like… 2 shirts, and 2 belts, and probably 2 pairs of pants, too. That’s not even an undershirt, it’s just another shirt.
December 7th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Why aren’t you posting on his IMDB page girl! You would totally fit in!
December 28th, 2009 at 11:58 am
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3783328793/