Archive for July, 2009

Not As Good As You Remember

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

A few movies that are not as good as you remembered:

Enemy Mine. We get it, 1980s - racism is bad. But The Fox & The Hound hammers home the same allegory without making me watch Louis Gossett Jr. give birth or do any weird amphibian dancing, and it’s way cuter. And the sets! It looks like [...]

Breaking the rules

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Some of my unofficial rules for my own writing here include no writing about search terms, no writing about not writing, and no writing about my sickness. The search terms thing is just to avoid what I see as hack internet comedy – “eliza skinner robot baby!?!? Who wrote THAT craziness!! Har har HEEEE HAWWW!” [...]

Stand-up TONIGHT!

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Hey, you crazy internet fools!
I am doing some stand up tonight, and you should come. Why? Because the door is free and the drinks are cheap, the host is cute and the acts are funny (and vice versa), and it’s at Lucky Chengs, so there will probably be some trannies there. And isn’t that why you’re [...]