I was going to wait to leak this when Adam Pally’s movie, “Taking Woodstock” comes out this summer, but why wait when I can horrify my parents right now. And really, how often do I get asked to play a meaty role like “Hot Karen”?
Carpe diem! (Sorry Daddy.)
Please enjoy “Doug Makes A Sextape” by the Chubby [...]
The Sherlock Holmes trailer is out!
If you love clever dectectives, bare knuckle fighting, and Robert Downey Jr., and you are me, you are very excited about this movie! The bad news is that the villain appears to be Tailor Made from season 2 of I Love New York. The good news is that the final [...]
Everything that is wrong with LA, and really the world:
Everything that is right about LA, humans, and everything:
FYI, the second video is by Mike Nesmith, of the Monkees. He ended up having a solo career and I ended up being raised to love him with a strange passion. I have been looking for rollerskates with [...]
I wear a size 8 shoe.
I already own all of the Marvel Essential Dazzler collections.
I’m still not over Betsey Johnson.
I never had a Barbie Perfume Maker, but always REALLY wanted one.
My cat has almost no pants.
Today is my birthday. Please purchase accordingly.
How do you like your comedy? Standing up? Improvised? Only $5? I got it all, people.
Comedy Central at Crash Mansion
Booked by Comedy Central, performed by me, Baron Vaughn, Donald Glover, and more!
Monday, May 4th at 8pm $5
Crash Mansion (Bowery at Spring St.)
I Eat Pandas
“If improv seems like magic to the untrained eye, I Eat Pandas [...]