Twitter me this

Sorry I have not been around much, guys! I am working on some big writing projects that use up all my words, so by the end of the day I’m just whistling and farting.

In other words, I’m twittering. Really why write a whole essay about corporate decline when you can just twitter “It smells like someone microwaved a vagina in this office.”

I will try to start updating more, but in the meantime you can follow me at twitter.com/elizaskinner

As always, you can follow my cat at twitter.com/bentleycat

One Response to “Twitter me this”

  1. Kenny G. Says:

    … Twitter scares me….

    …… And I think my boss wants me to start Tweeting for marketing purposes…

    WTF?!?!?

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