Archive for April, 2009

Twitter me this

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Sorry I have not been around much, guys! I am working on some big writing projects that use up all my words, so by the end of the day I’m just whistling and farting.
In other words, I’m twittering. Really why write a whole essay about corporate decline when you can just twitter “It smells like [...]

Auto-tune The News

Monday, April 27th, 2009

I am so sad I didn’t think of this.

More PopTudors

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

On this week’s PopTudors we start to dip into Showtime’s prop budget. They bought me a sword! And a “boooiing!” sound effect!

Pretty Ugly.

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Hm, now where did that pie go…? Oh Ann!
Ever wonder about how people get cast as “incredibly ugly girl who accidentally makes out with a cat” or “giant fat person who farts at the party”? How is that presented in the character breakdown? How does the agent call the actor and tell them they are [...]

What Facebook quizzes have taught me about my mother

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

She is Very Liberal.
She is a Grammar Master.
She is Grover.
She is Felix Mendelssohn, and Rosalind.
She knows 100% of things about famous actresses.
She is 609 points gay.
She is Marilyn Monroe, and Journey.
She really enjoys online quizes.

I know what girls like

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

I get a lot of hits from google searches for “What do women want?” I also get a fair amount for “Why don’t boys like me?” Sadly, I cannot even attempt to answer the latter, since I clearly don’t know anything about boys except that once you tell them about that time you fisted a [...]

BEATdown All-Winner Show this Friday!!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

This month, Chris “Shockwave” Sullivan and I bring you 6 past BEATdown winners, in a freestyle battle that will blow your mind out your noseholes.  I can say that since I just host it, I don’t have to impress you with my rapping.
Finalist Contenders:
Carolyn Castiglia (VH1, MTV – December winner)
Peter Gwinn (Colbert Report, Baby Wants Candy – [...]

Pop Tudors

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Showtime has launched their new Pop Tudors website, featuring weekly videos by Glennis and me! If you need more Tudors, or more I Eat Pandas in your life, this is the site for you.