Well, ALMOST.
This time of year the streets of New York get even more clogged with slow-moving tourists looking for starbucks and that one homesless man who is really Santa (hint: unless Santa masturbates in a cardboard box, he’s not in our lobby. Move along.) At a certain point you have to just stop fighting them [...]
New Christmas video from Greg & Lou! But, instead of Lou, there’s me.
I would tear out my two front teeth for these boots.
Please let me know if Frye has this type of exchange program.
I get irritated by a lot of things. Slow walkers, bags on subways seats, and the phrase “I could care less” all easily make my vision pool with blood. But nothing bugs me more than when someone rolls their eyes at something I say…then a few years later tells me the same goddamn thing like it’s a late [...]
Rejoice, nerds, for he is come! He, of course, being Wolverine. Behold the dopeness that is the new trailer for the Wolverine movie!
Giggity giggity, am I right ladies? I think that Iron Man effectively taught the world that superhero movies aren’t just for guys - they are for anyone who gets a boner watching tortured muscley men [...]
I won’t grow up / I don’t wanna wear a tie / Or a serious expression / In the middle of July.
I have two looks when it comes to dressing myself – Very Fancy Lady, and t-shirt dumpster. This is fine when I’m going to a Very Fancy Event, or a badger hunt/comedy show. But at [...]
This is my new favorite thing. Please share it with your loved ones this holiday season. I hate to get sappy, but I think this video proves that friendship is precious and beatiful.
via Matt Sears Forever
I did some stand up at Derrick’s “This Is New York” show in Long Island City last night. It was a really fun show, but I was again reminded that I am OLD. Too old. My references are all 5-10 years off. My audiences are slipping from “oh yeah, my older sister used to watch that [...]