More Halloweeny!
Years and years ago – 5 actually – I had the best Halloween costume ever. In an attempt to be the least-sexy sexy thing possible, I went as Sexy Lincoln.With pigtails.
Recently, video evidence has been unearthed….
I am submitting it to SNL as my audition tape. I’m going to live forever, ya’ll.
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
You’re a sexier Lincoln than even the Lincoln Memorial.
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Shot by your cat with a handycam strapped to its back.
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Amazing… it reminds me of the Girls Costume Warehouse video: “Wouldn’t you like to fore-score with ME?”
Quit comedy and become a history teacher, but the kind that offers failing students “alternative” ways to earn extra credit. *winkwink*
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Scott -
Yeah, exactly, except I did it years ago.
October 23rd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Awesome, Eliza! I was laughing out loud.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Wow…..its amazing how you truly dance like a Parker. i dont know exactly what that means, but its true…..
October 24th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Tony: So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and…
Mike: What?
Tony: I can’t say.
Mike: No, you can’t give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it’s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
October 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Unbelievable, I actually felt like I was watching Lincoln dance
I was so caught up in the moment it was like a rare look back in history
October 24th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I am shocked that a southern girl would do a Lincoln…
October 27th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Jefferson Davis already dressed like a woman. Loses its shock value.
October 27th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I should say, so it’s only natural that we have Lincoln in pigtails.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Dear Sexiest Lincoln,
Just because I am a cat doesn’t mean I can’t handle a video camera.
Srsly you’d have been rolling on the floor laughing, too, had you been there.