Stuff I did.
I keep forgetting to mention the work I’ve been doing for other people over the past few months. Well, perhaps not “forgetting” as much as “avoiding mentioning how often I am asked to play variations on a whore.” I don’t always say yes, but when it’s my hilarious friends or Conan O’Brien asking, I do.
1. I was a MILF for Greg & Lou.
We love these guys, right? We do. Even when they imply I am old enough to have children, which, let’s be frank, I am.
2. I f*cked a dog on Conan.
Seriously. I am so famous. Click the link.
(Sorry, I couldn’t figure out the Hulu/Wordpress embed plugin)
3….And then there is a video so embarrassingly whorey, I asked the Chubby Skinny Kids not to put it online. Then I changed my mind but they forgot to do it. Whatever - you can see it in their live show, “Banging My Dick Against A Wall” tomorrow night at the UCB.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Technically you weren’t a whore in the Greg & Lou skit. You were a MILF who turned down sex. I believe that makes you a prude. I don’t have a dictionary in front of me, so I can’t be sure of the exact definitions.
You do have that ’slutty girl’ persona down to an art, though. That’s talent right there.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Oh is that what happened? I wasn’t around for it. I wonder what I meant by “VARIATIONS” on a whore. Hm.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Awesome clips… You know, if you’d warn folks ahead of time, those who don’t normally catch Conan may try a little harder to…
But, I digress… Awesome work, you deserve a prize… but since I’m broke, I hope steering you towards a good laugh will suffice
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/4039
- Kenny G.
October 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Oh… that was part of the joke; I mean how would that have made you a prude? Sorry.
Anyway, big fan! (seriously)
October 10th, 2008 at 7:31 am
I am so embarrassed to admit…I really laughed at the MILF thing.
October 10th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I’ve never wanted to be an American before, but now I do so that I can see the Conan thing.