Comments on: Cracked http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:27:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jack http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-21010 Jack Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:03:00 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-21010 I hate clowns because they are just assholes who presume you must like them on sight because they wear make-up, dance and wear a silly hat. But will give clowns credit for being able to fit so many clowns into one tiny car. We could learn from their thrift. I hate clowns because they are just assholes who presume you must like them on sight because they wear make-up, dance and wear a silly hat.

But will give clowns credit for being able to fit so many clowns into one tiny car. We could learn from their thrift.

]]> By: Lauren http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20983 Lauren Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:55:49 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20983 Ah, what would the internet be like without bitchy commenters and fanboys? Nice job on the article. Ah, what would the internet be like without bitchy commenters and fanboys?

Nice job on the article.

]]> By: Kepner http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20982 Kepner Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:04:15 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20982 Creepy indeed. I'll bet someone's banking on your becoming rich and famous (or more so) and bought the name hoping to sell it to you later in life. The only way to thwart them now is to start failing miserably. Creepy indeed. I’ll bet someone’s banking on your becoming rich and famous (or more so) and bought the name hoping to sell it to you later in life.

The only way to thwart them now is to start failing miserably.

]]> By: Brad in Ohio http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20975 Brad in Ohio Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:38:17 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20975 Well done, Eliza. "They are now imaginary gay boyfriends for goth girls." Everybody knew it, but articulate it they could not. Well done, Eliza.

“They are now imaginary gay boyfriends for goth girls.” Everybody knew it, but articulate it they could not.

]]> By: Kenny G. http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20966 Kenny G. Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:23:10 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20966 http://www.cracked.com/members/blahdeblahblah was one of them, M.... (Hurray, vengence!!!! :-) ) - Kenny G. http://www.cracked.com/members/blahdeblahblah was one of them, M….

(Hurray, vengence!!!! :-) )

- Kenny G.

]]> By: M- http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20965 M- Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:18:33 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20965 I want the names and e-mail addresses of all "Eliza haters." They will pay.. I want the names and e-mail addresses of all “Eliza haters.” They will pay..

]]> By: Dude http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20961 Dude Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:24:21 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20961 Are you really "dead inside"? You should try surfing the internet. Are you really “dead inside”? You should try surfing the internet.

]]> By: Dave http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20960 Dave Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:25:59 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20960 Count me among the new fans who found you through the Cracked article. It's funny how someone you don't know about one day can suddenly become required reading/listening. Continued success! I also like the fact that your mom and sister comment on your writings. I was chuckling to myself: they couldn't just call or text you; they literally had to share it with the world. Count me among the new fans who found you through the Cracked article. It’s funny how someone you don’t know about one day can suddenly become required reading/listening. Continued success!

I also like the fact that your mom and sister comment on your writings. I was chuckling to myself: they couldn’t just call or text you; they literally had to share it with the world.

]]> By: Robb http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20957 Robb Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:58:59 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20957 I loved the article, and followed it here, and find the posts i have read to be pretty freaking cool. I really like your writing style, and the level of humor you have. Thanks for a cool site, i am sure its a treat to catch one of your shows. I loved the article, and followed it here, and find the posts i have read to be pretty freaking cool. I really like your writing style, and the level of humor you have. Thanks for a cool site, i am sure its a treat to catch one of your shows.

]]> By: Michael http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/comment-page-1/#comment-20956 Michael Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:33:12 +0000 http://www.elizaskinner.net/2008/08/25/cracked/#comment-20956 The Cracked article in question is what got me to this site in the first place... granted, I really didn't need to have another site favorited, but at least your blogs are clever, funny, short, and surrounded by pictures of you. Funny... a unicorn wouldn't impress me all that much. It's a horse with a horn... so what the f*ck? I would be more impressed if I came into direct contact with your boobs (impressed with myself, or fate, or whatever did the trick...). At the moment, bumping into the unicorn does make for a better story (well, depending on your POV, I guess). I certainly wouldn't punch either one. The unicorn would stab me to death and why would I ever want to hurt you?.... wait, I flubbed that.... YOU would stab me to death and why would I ever want to hurt a unicorn? The Cracked article in question is what got me to this site in the first place… granted, I really didn’t need to have another site favorited, but at least your blogs are clever, funny, short, and surrounded by pictures of you.

Funny… a unicorn wouldn’t impress me all that much. It’s a horse with a horn… so what the f*ck? I would be more impressed if I came into direct contact with your boobs (impressed with myself, or fate, or whatever did the trick…). At the moment, bumping into the unicorn does make for a better story (well, depending on your POV, I guess).

I certainly wouldn’t punch either one. The unicorn would stab me to death and why would I ever want to hurt you?…. wait, I flubbed that…. YOU would stab me to death and why would I ever want to hurt a unicorn?

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