No. It takes five minutes, shorter at high altitude.

No. One person’s perfect someone is almost always infatuated with their own perfect someone, and so on, making them technically imperfect.

N/A. My own hands are freakishly enormous, I have no sense of scale so far as hands go.

Yes- hopefully you’ll recognize him because sometimes it takes a while to figure it out. If the sex is phenomenal, work on that relationship!

Hum- is that like ’small fingers, small nostrils?’ Everyone knows a finger must fit up the nostril, so they’re always compatable– [I see "correlation" has already been taken,...]

My main reason for posting is to tell you Eliza, you are hilarious! I just found your videos, and now your site- I wish you all the success you desire, you are a funny and sharp person!

There is a perfect person for everyone. Perfection is based on each person’s perception of perfection (aka: those with perfect flaws to each person’s liking). However, there are people who are undecisive—those folks will have more trouble finding their version of perfection.

Nope.

Hey, I have big hands. (oh yeah)

John;…….. dude, have some pride…sheesh.

But I was close… kinda… or not….

- Kenny G.

Not likely, but there is more than one near-perfect… and one of those is the most near-perfect.

No. Trust me… but it may relate to the magic button.