Questions
Does love at first sight really exist?Is there a perfect person out there for everyone?Do girls with small hands have small vaginas?
Does love at first sight really exist?Is there a perfect person out there for everyone?Do girls with small hands have small vaginas?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Yes, but that doesn’t mean once you heard their voice you won’t immediately fall out of love with them.
Yes, but no one actually wants perfection. What would you complain about?
As a rule, I don’t think so, but there might be a labia or clitoris correlation.
(Dibs on “Clitoris Correlation” as a band/team/child name.)
July 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
yes cubed.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Love at first sight? If that first sight is waking up next to them and their grotesque morning face/hair/breath/drooling problem.
There’s nobody perfect.
My friends and i agree that the closest correlation between vaginas and other body parts is the feet. If a girl has cute feet, then her vagina is bound to be cute. Maybe it’s like an identical twin thing: they look right at each other so much, that they start to look alike.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
No. Love actually isn’t a real emotion. it’s a social expectation that we attribute to chemical cocktails mixing in the base of the brain.
No. If you find one, they are lying. shoot them.
I’m still researching the last question. get back to you with it.
July 25th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Was there any alcohol/narcotic/close encounter to inspire these questions?
What movie did you watch, that inspired these questions?
Probably about as much as big hands mean big dicks.
- Kenny G.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
The goal should not be to find the “perfect” person – it should be to find someone who is F’d up to the same degree that you are…no more, no less.
July 26th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Lust at first sight does, love at first sight is the story you tell your friends after you’ve been together for years.
I’ve seen too many episodes of cops to think there isn’t.
My extensive asian porn collection says no.
July 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Maybe, but it’s more like lust that (a) may become love; (b) may become intense hatred; or (c) may become the best friendship ever.
Not likely, but there is more than one near-perfect… and one of those is the most near-perfect.
No. Trust me… but it may relate to the magic button.
July 26th, 2008 at 10:42 am
PS to Kenny G… it’s feet for guys…
July 26th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Is this your cat walking across the keyboard, again?
July 26th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Yur right… my bad…
But I was close… kinda… or not….
- Kenny G.
July 27th, 2008 at 1:34 am
I dont know about love at first sight, but I know I fell in love with you after reading your blog, which I found after watching your “Annoying girl at the bar” video. Would that make it love at first blog sighting? Love at first blog? Or just some type of creepy crush because you are amazing yet unattainable. Hmmm, I just dont know.
July 27th, 2008 at 11:34 am
No. No. …and no.
Hey, I have big hands. (oh yeah)
John;…….. dude, have some pride…sheesh.
July 27th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Did you watch 7 Brides for 7 Brothers again?
July 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Nope.
There is a perfect person for everyone. Perfection is based on each person’s perception of perfection (aka: those with perfect flaws to each person’s liking). However, there are people who are undecisive—those folks will have more trouble finding their version of perfection.
Nope.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Yes, there is love at first sight. Doesn’t mean you have to talk to him, that could very well ruin it- just smile,…and walk on by.
Yes- hopefully you’ll recognize him because sometimes it takes a while to figure it out. If the sex is phenomenal, work on that relationship!
Hum- is that like ’small fingers, small nostrils?’ Everyone knows a finger must fit up the nostril, so they’re always compatable– [I see "correlation" has already been taken,...]
My main reason for posting is to tell you Eliza, you are hilarious! I just found your videos, and now your site- I wish you all the success you desire, you are a funny and sharp person!
August 29th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
This post was written on my birthday…
No. It takes five minutes, shorter at high altitude.
No. One person’s perfect someone is almost always infatuated with their own perfect someone, and so on, making them technically imperfect.
N/A. My own hands are freakishly enormous, I have no sense of scale so far as hands go.