It’s on.
Yeah, I like the new New Kids On The Block song, so? SO??*sob*Oh God, I don’t know what’s happening. I feel so dirty.I always hated them when I was a kid. I was the only kid I knew with no interest in their rattails and girlish smiles, let alone their shitty miditracks singles. So why this song? Why now? WHY ME?The video is so awful it makes my eyes water, they look like a bunch of dads embarrassing their offscreen kids. I just imagine a group of tween girls standing just off-camera covering their faces and trying to murder them with their minds. They also look so creepy rubbing up on a bunch of wet young girls. Is there a male equivalent for the term “cougar”? There should be. It should be “New Kid On The Block.” Oh, and the dancing! Silhouetted posing?! You guys had like 15 years to work on this and THAT’s the best you can do? That editor must have been sweating trying to cut around all the lazy mismatched dancing.And yet.That song jams. I can’t lie, ya’ll! It’s a fun beachy tune.Judge me, judgers -but watch out, karma’s a bitch. Next week you’ll be secretly loving the new Aqua single.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
The gold:
2:28 - 2:34 … I was *certain* that this line was going to end with “Came to shit, but only farted”.
and also,
2:35 … Donnie likes this part.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:42 am
video is no longer available.
we ask one simple thing eliza. that you deliver. WHERE IS YOUR CREDIBILITY NOW?!
July 24th, 2008 at 8:43 am
“Is there a male equivalent for a cougar?”
Somewhere out in the world, an angel just got it’s wings.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Ow…. my soul……..
But, fear not…. My best friend (in his late 30’s) has been a Kelly Clarkson fan from the start…. and then he found a new song he liked… calle “See you again”….. which, to his horror, he later found out was a Miley Cyrus song….
He could have A: Forbid himself from liking the song any longer or B: Embrace the creepyness….. That song is now on the Top 10 of our favorite bar’s jukebox…. and it’s even growing on me… you think you feel dirty….. *cringe*
Three cheers for the songs we wish we didn’t like…
(BTW: The “male equivalent for a cougar”…. come on, it’s a “guy”…. guys are sluts, we all know that. It trancends terminology.)
- Kenny G.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:46 am
…got about a third of the way through…… *gag*
……had to play some “Black Keys” to save my sanity..
July 24th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Aqua’s making a comeback!?!?
Remember Jordan’s late 90s comeback? That was a jam: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lAsBZB4pjHM
July 24th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I’m pretty sure the accepted male equivalent for cougar is “Manther.”
July 25th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I agree, Brad in Ohio, that was totally a jam.
And I also agree with Eliza– the new NKOTB isn’t terrible. It sounds like they listened to LFO’s “summertime” and were like, hey, let’s make this song slightly different. I am okay with that.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:03 pm
GONG!
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
actually there is a male equivalent of the therm “cougar”. it’s “trout”. seriously.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
That song would make a great commercial for uncrustables.