Whatever happened to using an apple??
Yikes!Teens Used Skull As BongPolice arrest trio for digging up corpse at Houston-area cemeteryhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0509081corpse1.htmlI get that sometimes you really want to get high, and you don’t have any papers or a pipe, and you have to get crafty, but…jesus. Back in MY day we used to just smoke out of coke cans, apples, or squirrel corpses. This is just too much.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Wow….. It’s a new Afro-Man verse… “I wasn’t gonna dig up that corpse, but I was high”…..
Did they at least wash it first I wonder???
And seriously… you gotta explain the apple… how does that work???
- Kenny G.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
The police only found out about it because defendant Kevin Jones just happened to mention it while being questioned about credit card theft. How does that happen?
“So, Kevin, did you guys take the cards?”
“Yeah. You see, we didn’t have any cash but had all this pot. But Matt won’t get high unless we have beer. So we took that credit card off old lady Johnson.”
“And that was when you went and bought the beer.”
“Yeah. But first we stopped by the graveyard because we didn’t have a bong. Matt wanted to dig up some old man but I said her head would be too big for a good bong. So then we found this kid’s grave, Willie Simms. I thought his head would be the right size. So we dug him up, took his head, went to the 7-11, bought beer on lady Johnson’s card and went back to Matt’s and made the bong. We got high. Oh, shit. Am I gonna get in trouble for getting high?”
“We’ll see about that, Kevin. First, we need you to sign this statement about the credit– WAIT! You did WHAT?”
(Yes, it was a child’s body they dug up.)
Also, Matthew vomited when confronted with Kevin’s statement. Apparently, when re-thinking about the event, he realized how gross it was.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Uh thanks CScott. Thanks for being funnier than me on my own goddamn blog – go find an open mike somewhere, you dirty wino.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Hey, “squirel corpses” has had me cracking up all afternoon.
July 15th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Wow…… don’t I feel left out… I even tried to be… like… funny…. and stuff too…. I even tried a pop culture reference far past it’s “sell by” date……. Fork it… at least I’m immortalized here, now…. until my post (or posts…) are deleted…..
Forgive me…… I’m just lonely…
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- Kenny G.
July 15th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Finally, a crime they can’t blame on Grand Theft Auto. Of course if they find a copy of Denis Leary’s “No Cure for Cancer” in in any of the kids rooms, he’s screwed.
July 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
…just another sign of the Apocalypse……