Just a lion.
I have been zipping through Orson Scott Card’s “Ender’s Game” books over the past few weeks (well, up until I got to Xenocide – yeesh! Snooze city, right dorks?) I mostly read on the subway or crouching in the corners of public restrooms, and I’ll tell you – people just can’t stop [...]
My comedy partner & be fri, Glennis, has been churning out new videos recently. Please enjoy this newest one, especially if you’re not feeling very pretty today.
If only it were real.
I am fascinated by my co-workers hair, or more accurately, their hairstyles. For the most part, it’s not actually their hair – or, it is, but in the sense that they have reciepts for it. Most of my co-workers are black women, and the break room is like a hair show. [...]
On Wednesday, my friend Silvija and I went to see Legally Blonde on Broadway. I loved it – not quite as much as I loved the movie, but only because the lead was not Luke Wilson, so I didn’t want to lick him. Legally Blonde is great because it twists a classic princess story into [...]
Today, some of my best friends left for a bachelor party in Las Vegas. I am 100% terrified for them. Bachelor parties are about pushing extremes – but my friends are comedians, their boundaries are practically non-existent to begin with. Committing to taking this party all the way to Vegas pushes it into the realm [...]
My friends are all so goddamn talented I want to jam my thumbs into their eye sockets. Or, i used to. It’s hard to not feel that way when you’re surrounded by such amazingly smart and funny ASSHOLES who won’t stop doing fucking hilarious work. I know, this is an ugly way to feel, but [...]
Is there anything so tragic as the ice cream person? So happy, yet so doomed. Even if they are not eaten, they will surely melt anyway.But then, is that so different from the rest of us? Did I blow your mind? You are welcome.http://icecreampeople.blogspot.com/
Photo from Flickr:Agilitynut
AUUUUGGGHGHHHHH!!There are horrible vomitting slugs inside me that make babies!
Under-5 roles in TV shows and movies are the ones that have less than 5 lines – the teeny tiny “Venti Latte at the bar!” “Look, I ain’t no murderer, I just found the guy”, “Hey! That monkey stole my dog!” parts. At a certain point in one’s career booking one is exciting, but eventually [...]
Please, don’t let me come between you.
I figure my readership breaks down thusly:
40% porn enthusiasts misled by google searches for “douchebag tittyfuck”
15% bored racists
5% the rest of my family
10% stalkers
13% nerds
2% Glennis
15% my ex-boyfriends’ new girlfriends/wives
Oh yeah, I know you’re reading this, NewGirlFriends. I know because I read your sites, too (and because you [...]