My Kind Of Crazy
This shit is bananas.
Some kinds of crazy girls are awful. They tear out each other’s fusable hair extensions and back stab each other. They cry over their crotch worms and the douchebags that passed them along. These types of crazy just bore me – as do the many reality shows that celebrate them (don’t hold your breath for my “The Hills” update.)
But then there are the special glittering diamonds of crazy, like Mariah Carey.
Mariah Carey’s crazy is special. This is the type of crazy that will stop you on the street and demand that you find sweatpants for someone else’s dog. It is charming in it’s arrogant creativity. Mariah seems to be the type of lady who will make you an ice cream sundae, then tell you it’s full of spiders, then make you switch shirts with her . Who doesn’t want a friend like that??Nick Cannon definitely does.
Yes, the newest bit of Mimi craziness is her sudden wedding to Wild ‘n’ Out star, Nick Cannon. Despite being 11 years older than him, Mariah is still not too smart to run off and have a shotgun wedding with a 27-year-old improvisor. Even I know that is stupid. I hope that her best lesbifriend, Da Brat, isn’t too upset – she was at their wedding so I guess she’s ok with it.
Cheers to you, Mariah Carey! Shine on, you crazy diamond!
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
crotch worms?
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“I’ll have 20 humidifiers around the bed,” Mariah revealed. “Basically, it’s like sleeping in a steam room. The bed is all towelling cloth, the ceiling is sloped so the water can’t fall on my head. My TV is behind glass.”
May 5th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Mariah Carey’s right breast appears to have turned into a torpedo.