Recently, Charlie Sheen claimed that ex-wife, Denise Richards, sent his fiancee Brooke Mueller an email after their divorce asking for his sperm so she could have another child. This is only the most recent demand she has made on Sheen - some of the other things she has recently asked him for include:
New ATV for […]
By fall, I’ll be able to take her in a knife fight.
With Memorial Day behind us, summer has officially begun. So now is the time to roll out my summer goals. This year’s focus is on being a badass. Specifically, being more of a badass than Mariah Carey.
Will this make me the coolest person […]
Finally the animation project I worked on with Marvel has been put online! Now I can prove to all the nerds I’ve been seducing that “I’m the voice of Kitty Pryde (online)” isn’t just a sleazy line. It’s a TRUE sleazy line!
If you’d like to hear me as Kitty Pryde (and a few other characters), […]
I’m in LA again this week - eating hamburgers and doing my show. Come see it! Bring ya friends!
Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!
UCB LA
5919 West Franklin St
Los Angeles, CA
Thursday May 22 - 8pm
“Both in her writing and in her nuanced performance, Skinner wrenches humor from awkward circumstances and cringe-inducing comments….you will love her.” - […]
After spending the last few days listening to way more Mariah Carey than is ironically acceptable, I starting thinking about my incredibly shitty taste in music. I decided I should start a series about the mix tapes that helped keep me from being a total idiot about music. This is the first one.
As a kid […]
Marie Cocco has a kick ass piece in the Washington Post today on the democratic race. I don’t do too much political stuff on here, but this is smart and relevant even past this election - especially if you have a mother, daughter, sister, or vagina.
Please should check it out - Misogyny I Won’t Miss.
I just realized that I forgot to put this video up here on my own site! It’s another asshole character monologue, that I did for Cracked.com .
Happy Wednesday.
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People love internet personality quizzes, right? “What superhero/pin-up/rice dish are you” - that kind of stuff? (Iron Man, Jayne Mansfeild, and dirty, respectively.) Since I am supposed to be doing some “important job related writing” today, I thought it was probably a better idea to create my own quiz. Enjoy!
What kind of Cookie Are You?
If I asked you what […]
Jin needs the panda. YOU need the panda.
If you want to see I Eat Pandas - and I know you do - you have 2 chances this week! Tonight we’re doing a Streetstyle (non-musical) set at Flying Carpet at Rififi at 10pm (332 East 11th Street). Then tomorrow we’re doing our musical show I Eat […]