Robyn tagged me, so now I have to list 6 unremarkable quirks about myself. Now, I sort of think a quirk is by definition remarkable, but I’ll try to be boring. It’s hard to unsparkle this magic, people.
I read in the bathroom, a lot. When I was in elementary school my teacher stopped letting me […]
Do me a favor - go see Baby Mama this weekend. You can even buy tickets right now! The opening weekend pretty much determines the success or failure of a movie, so this weekend means a lot for this movie and for me personally.
See, right now, this movie is a big deal that people are writing about […]
Ah love. It make you so crazy! Right?? I’m not talking about the kind of new-love madness where you think his eyeball warts are sexy, or the hopeful-love delusion where you think he’s actually going to leave his wife. No, I am talking about the worst insanity of them all - the breakup crazy.
When you […]
Time to dust off the cardboard collectors boxes and celo wrap - it is again the season of geek.
This New York Comic Con was held this past weekend, and I missed the whole thing since I was out of town doing shows. But at least there are plenty of things happening in the next few […]
Normally I read a Metro paper on my way to work in the morning, but today they didn’t have any at my station. Instead I grabbed the less-colorful and unstapled AM NY, and it’s a good thing. If I had picked up a Metro paper I would have been dumbfounded and wondering if my narcissism […]
Glennis & Me - totally I Eat Pandas, totally straight up thugs.
My kick ass musical improv group, I Eat Pandas, has a show coming up on Wednesday! You should come!!1!@#! Why?
Because I might be in love with you.
Yes, you. No, not the other people that read this blog. You. Only you. This could be really […]
When you really love someone, you will not hesitate to spend the morning pulling paper towels out of his ass.
But it will still be disgusting. Especially when he yowls at you like it was your idea in the first place to eat a roll of paper towels.
My sense of humor circa 1988:
Funniest word - “BOO!” (screamed while leaping out from behind a door)
Biggest comedy influence - Bloom County
Funniest person in the world - Miss Piggy
Sense of humor circa 1998:
Funniest word - “monkey”
Biggest comedy influence - The Young Ones
Funniest person in the world - Eddie Izzard
My sense of humor circa 2008:
Funniest word - “Titty”
Biggest comedy influence - Farting
Funniest person in the […]
I have updated my long-ignored shows page to include my performances for the next couple of weeks. Come see a show! There are many to choose from!
This Sunday I’m going to be doing some two-person improv with the lovely and talented Dan Gregor as part of Ampers&nd at the Magnet Theater. It will probably be […]
Tonight I’m going to be on the DeVore & Diana show on Maxim Radio (Channel 108) at Sirius from 9-10pm! Check it out, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Photo by Chad Nicholson