If you ask my friends to tell you three absolutes about me they would quickly reply 1) she loves octopuses, 2) she always mooches gum, and 3) she never breaks up with someone when she should. It is true, I do love octopuses. And yes, I stay in relationships way past the expiration date. Even […]
You should go buy Shayna Ferm’s new cd, Blonde. Am I saying this because she’s my friend? No, I have tons of friends with shitty albums and you don’t see me shilling for them. I am saying this because it’s good.
Blonde is a collection of dirty, trashy, fun, hilarious, GOOD songs. Unlike a lot of musical […]
Growing up a white kid in a predominantly black southern city, I was fascinated by commercials for the touring gospel plays. They had great titles like “Mama I Want to Sing,” “He Say … She Say … But What Does GOD Say,” and “One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show!” - and the commercials all featured […]
I am the part of Stickerbook that wears feathers,
not the part that wears beards.
This Monday night my band, Stickerbook, is bringing back our superfun talk show, with awesome guests and killer new songs!
What kind of songs? That is a secret.
What kind of guests? Um, famous kinds? Like Casey Wilson, the newest Saturday Night Live […]
Greenpandas
The short answer is: Stay home. Unless you are a 6-foot-tall 200-pound red-faced frat boy, you are going to get the short end of the stick all day. Especially the stick where that frat boy starts screaming “WOOOOOO!OO!OO!O!!!” and/or spitting up near your shoes.
But, if you must venture out into the city, here are […]
Quaid and Rachel Griffiths, who is also pretty easy on the eyes.
This weekend I watched The Rookie for the first time. I gotta say, I loved it! I am a fan of sports movies in general (although not at all of actual sports), but this one was really an emotional titty-twister.
After a bunch of stuff […]
I’m doing some Baby Wants Candy shows in NYC March 14th and 15th. Full band, fun cast, lotsa laughs. I even have a discount code for my friends and family, and isn’t that what you are? Yeah, you are.
The full price tickets are $20. The discount code is for $15.
Discount code for purchasing online:
http://www.broadwayoffers.com/go.aspx?MD=2001&MC=BCBWC35
or
You can […]
Me: Hey, numbers - fuck you.
Numbers: What?
Me: You heard me. FUCK. YOU.
Numbers: I think you’re making a mistake.
Me: No mistake, buddy. I see what you’re trying to do. You think you’re pretty goddamn slick, huh?
Numbers: I, uh, I don’t think much at all. I’m really just a concept.
Me: Oh […]
“I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.” - Linda Powell, Singles (1992)
Like all non-republicans, I’m going to vote for whatever democrat they put on my plate. If it’s Barack, fine. I’m sure he’ll do a great job. But all this “he’s not like the […]
To add to the recent movie nostalgia, I’m posting this rerun from a couple of years ago.
If you’re naturally good at something, you’ll break your foot and never be able to do it again. But if you work really hard at something - you will get to take the crippled talented girl’s part.
Always dance […]