Archive for February, 2008

Oops! Comments.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

I checked my spam filter the other day, and it turned out that it has been filtering out a lot of actual comments. Oopsy daisy! I saved the ones that I found in there, but I hadn’t checked it in months - maybe even a year - so a lot of stuff probably got filtered […]

SHAMELESS - tonight!

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Did I mention that there will be “industry” people there? Among them will be Babe the Farmer’s Daughter, California Doll, and Dementia from GLOW - Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.* Let’s hope they all stay cool until the end of the show!
Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS!
Wednesday, February 27th, 7pm
UCB Theater - NY
(307 West 26th St, @ 8th […]

Karen in the dorm

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I put a new video up on Funny Or Die - check it out and vote funny if you like it! Go now, say you saw it before a bunch of 14-year-old boys tell me to take a hammer to my face for this one!

A Friday gift

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

I somehow missed this a year ago when it came out, but I’m glad I found it now. I know a lot of you have already seen it, but this is a special dedication to those of you who haven’t.

Three Things Learned the HARD Way.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

My pal, Bonanza, and I were talking about our affection for a good blogtag. Then we decided we should start one. After tinking with ideas and numbers, this is what we came up with.
**Three Things Learned the HARD way.**
1. It is very upsetting to salt a slug.
I was 9 years old and my […]

New I Eat Pandas Photos

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I Eat Pandas Reads Books
 
I Eat Pandas too some new publicity photos last weekend with Anya Garrett! We’re trying to take ourselves more seriously. Kiss of death for a comedy group? Maybe. But we’re not too worried.
 
 

You can come judge for yourself at our next show -
Monday March 3rd at 9:30 at […]

Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS! - back in NYC for one show only!

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Next Wednesday, February 27th, I am doing my solo show at the UCB Theater one last time! It’s a show about people you don’t like, but have to love. It’s also the show that spawned “Amy at the Club” - so if you liked that, come see a little more Amy (along with two other […]

No winners here.

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Happy Valentines Day, Fatty!
Was it good? Did you have a nice night - chocolate and premium lump crabmeat dripping from your maw as you pledged love and ponies to your fat boyfriend? Did you guys inertwine your sausagelike fingers and wheeze down some twisty romantic little streets after dinner? Didja cap off the night by […]

Happy Valentines Day!

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Besides my stomach (as evidenced by this list), the way to my heart is through my brain. Or through my ribcage with a drill.
Being a cerebral yet romantickal gal, I love these scientist valentines. Send one to your favorite nerd today!

From Ironic Sans
 
And if you don’t have someone to be in love with, […]

People! IT’S PEOPLE!!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Ooh! Buy me this?
I am fascinated by popular movies’ ability to reflect society’s fears. In the 1970s everyone was scared of the monolithic Soviets, so the bad guys in Star Wars were the evil Empire. In the late 1990s, computer technology was growing rapidly & Y2K was approaching, and it was all sca-sca-scary. So […]