In support of the WGA strike, and Britney Spears, I am posting a rerun today. This entry was originally posted May 17, 2007, before Lindsay went to rehab or Paris went to jail. When Britney still had custody or her kids. I still stand behind it.
Seriously. I could be friends with this girl, no problem.
I’m […]
There was no question about Bentley’s balls. They had to go. His meowing was getting really out of control and I promised myself a few boyfriends ago that I would never let another dude pee all over my apartment. Plus, all that testosterone was useless - he’s got no game. I’ve always thought it must […]
By Prince.
Quite a few of my friends have gotten engaged recently. In an effort to help them out with their planning, I offer these top 10 best “First Dance” wedding songs, by Prince:
10. Most Beautiful Girl In The World
9. Adore
8. Diamonds and Pearls
7. Purple Rain
6. Darling Nicki
5. Cream
4. Do Me, Baby
3. Gett Off
2. Sexy […]
Four months ago I told my friend DC that he should write a novel, because he seemed like the type of guy to do that sort of thing. He said he was thinking about it and I said something smarmy back, like “that’s what people say”, or “yeah right”, or “talk to the hand, banana!” […]
Everyone has crap in their apartment that they bought solely to impress someone. You know, that Radiohead cd, or Sandman Graphic novel, or that goddamned guitar. It never did anything for you did it? The person you bought it to impress is long gone, but it just sits there, a constant reminder of how pathetic […]
Alive with reality! As long as this strike lasts, that’s all we’ve got going on. Love it or learn to read.
But let’s accept the world we live in for the moment, and look at what we’ve got to work with in the next few months, thanks to the geniuses at VH1:
Brett Michaels keeps a penny […]
I have been sick since last Thursday. I have also been inside my own apartment since then. I have gone mad.
The isolation was a problem, as was the sickness. What made it all worse was 4 straight days of Americas Next Top Model. Every season, back to back. I fell into a deep drugged sleep […]