Dance? Dance! Party?? Party.
My pals G-Unit and Old Girty Bastard (Glennis McMurray and Marcy Girt) started a party a couple of years ago, and that party just won’t stop. DanceDancePartyParty is their weekly all-girl exercise dance party free-for-all, where you pay $5 for an hour and a half of music, disco-lights and communal dancing in sweatpants. It has gotten so popular that now there are branches all over the country! Glennis and Marcy hold the NY DDPP every Sunday afternoon at 2pm in a dance studio lined with giant mirrors.
The mirrors are key! Everyone dances around, staring at themselves and realizing “hey, I don’t look so bad! I got some sweet moves! Oh, wait. Except that one. That was just weird looking. And it hurt. But besides that – looking good, Honkycat!” Also key is the lack of dudes. I would hate to shatter the illusion that I am always lookin’ fine like cherry wine, but when I dance I am sometimes sweatin hard like a tard. Frankly I don’t care what you bitches think of me, but I like to look nice in front of your boyfriends. WHAT?? Buuurn.
So the point is, DDPP is a genius idea and a really good time, and you should go. Unless you’re a boy.
January 10th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
HonkyCAT.
(I am going to go to this!)
January 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
funny, i could probably out-dance everyone at that party. the girls would ENJOY it too.