Big Ups
Four months ago I told my friend DC that he should write a novel, because he seemed like the type of guy to do that sort of thing. He said he was thinking about it and I said something smarmy back, like “that’s what people say”, or “yeah right”, or “talk to the hand, banana!” As a result of my unabashed obnoxiousness, DC asked me to be his “novel sponsor” and bother him about writing a novel regularly.
Well, after months of slaving away at emails like “Hey DC- How’s the novel? -Eliza”, “Write that novel! -e” and “WHERE’S MY GODDAMNED NOVEL, SKINNY??” it’s finally done. All my hard work paid off! DC finished a draft, and I am proud of him. Yay for you, pal!