So wet….
I recently took my giant, tiny-headed cat, Bentley, to the vet. While the vet was giving Bentley the once over he asked me what I fed him. I was nervous that he was asking because he could tell Bentley’s diet is largely plastic bags, extra cookies, and yarn, but I played it cool and told him “wet food in the morning, dry in the evening.” The vet paused, looked at me gravely, and said “oh no - you should actually only feed him wet food. Apartment cats don’t need all the carbs in dry food, so now we recommend only wet food. ONLY wet food.”
Riiiight. Sure, “vet”.
I can only assume that either Bentley paid off a homeless man to impersonate a vet (in small unmarked kitty-litter-encrusted bills) or that this “vet” was a giant hairless cat. Or Riff Raff and the gang in a lab coat.
December 29th, 2007 at 12:50 am
DAMN, a Catillac Cats reference?!? now that is OLD skool indeed. (I actually had to look up the name though I do remember, vaguely, the show).