Anne

When I was a kid, at least 30% of my classmates were named Anne (Anne Hulcher, Anne Monroe, Anne Wilkinson, etc.) or some variation of Anne (Anne-Meade Beezenfelder, Anne-Gordon Gudykoontz, Anne-Sydney Davenport, etc). Now I know one person named Anne. ONE. And about eight bazillion Jens.

What the fuck happened to all the Annes?

They disappeared, like white dogshit. You never see that anymore, either.

4 Responses to “Anne”

  1. Mica Says:

    I have totally thought the same thing! Don’t forget Anne-Hadley and Anne Shelton Crute. White dogshit is like ghost feces and Annes are like Brigadoon.

  2. Morgan Says:

    Anne-Gordon Gudykoontz = Best name ever?

  3. Anne Says:

    I killed them all and buried them with the white dog shit.

  4. John Says:

    Anne-Sydney is my upstairs neighbour!

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