I recently took my giant, tiny-headed cat, Bentley, to the vet. While the vet was giving Bentley the once over he asked me what I fed him. I was nervous that he was asking because he could tell Bentley’s diet is largely plastic bags, extra cookies, and yarn, but I played it cool and told […]
In honor of Christmas, I am reposting this heartwarming holiday tale I originally posted two years ago. I swear I’ll write more soon, get off my dick. Happy Holidays.
I got a call at 2 am last Christmas eve/morning. I sitting on the floor of my living room, surrounded by tape and bows and glossy […]
My pal, Carolyn Castiglia (VH1’s Next White Rapper), and I have put together a kick ass holiday show full of crazy-good performers AND a show choir. If that’s not enough to make you grab your coat and run to the door to go stand in line RIGHT NOW, please note that the show is […]
Can you believe it? AWESOME!
After months of doing a truncated 1/2 hour version of our show at the UCB, this month we have 2 full hour long shows! Yaaay!
In the hour long show you get to see drama, dancing, humor, pathos, and 3 whole musicals - all from one audience suggestion. How do we […]
Last night my friend, Jeff, and I attended a screening of the first scene & trailer for the new Batman movie, The Dark Night.
In motherfucking Imax, motherfuckers.
Rejoice, comic & movie nerds: it was, in a word, awesome. Heath Ledger killed it, but Chris Nolan killed it even harder. I mean it in the best, […]
When I was a kid, at least 30% of my classmates were named Anne (Anne Hulcher, Anne Monroe, Anne Wilkinson, etc.) or some variation of Anne (Anne-Meade Beezenfelder, Anne-Gordon Gudykoontz, Anne-Sydney Davenport, etc). Now I know one person named Anne. ONE. And about eight bazillion Jens.
What the fuck happened to all the Annes?
They disappeared, like […]
I’ve got a video up on Funny Or Die called Amy at the Club.
In it, I act like a complete asshole. Enjoy!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d6e7281182
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Normally I try to keep my obsessions down to 1) Tyra Banks’ creepy hairline and 2) myself, but I have to tell you people about the Butter By Nadia sale this weekend. First of all because I keep promising everyone who sees me wearing a Butter dress that I will tell them about the next […]