Year of Awesome Things - in which I do at least one awesome thing every week.
Ok, I really have to step it up. The awesomeness is waning! Hopefully health insurance will open up some opportunities for Exxxxtreeeme awesome stuff.
Comic Book Clubber - I filled in as a host for one of my favorite shows - […]
This seems fun, right? Right.
Plus costumes!
Apparently a diva’s ass gets horribly misshapen and saggy after washing. I assume Tina and Cher have invested heavily in spanx.
Thank god Old Navy doesn’t make a Diva bra.
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For the past few months, I Eat Pandas has been performing at the UCBT and traveling, doing shortened versions of our usual show. This Friday we get to do our full hour-long show at the Tank! We’re very excited about it! But we will be very sad if no one comes. Our delicate plumage […]
Dear Man taking up two seats with a bike on the N train during rush hour this morning,
Welcome to New York! I hope you enjoy our thin crust pizza and circle line boat tours while you’re in town! I assume you are new to the city, since only an unknowing visitor or a complete asshole […]
Year of Awesome Things - in which I try to do at least one awesome thing every week.
Tek Jansen <3 me - I recorded a voice for an upcoming Tek Jansen cartoon on The Colbert Report! No, I did not get to actually work with Stephen Colbert, but TV magic will make it seem as […]
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If you have not seen the BEATdown yet, you are seriously missing out. If you HAVE already seen it, come back tonight! We’ve got a great crew. Do me a favor and come see this show. You’ll love it.
This month’s contenders are :
Jon Daly (Cracked Out)
Tara Copeland (UCBT, Mother)
Donal Glover (30 Rock)
Amber Petty (UCBT, […]
On stage, we call each other dirty whores. Off, we raise money for Alzheimers.
Many of you have seen us in I Eat Pandas, or at least met my comedy partner Glennis McMurray. Well, her father was diagnosed a few years ago - at only 62 years old - with Alzheimers. This weekend we are doing […]
Snake covered in sheet.
Imagine the worst thing ever. Exactly - a 7 foot python slithering out of your toilet. Well, it happened! On Monday night in brooklyn, a woman found a snake in her toilet. Holy Jesus, right? Time to stop using toilets and move into a sealed glass box, right? Well, yeah. But more […]
Well, at least a new header - or three! Thank you to everyone who submitted. I was overwhelmed with your talent, interest, and apparent free time! We ended up going with 3 from Ben Whitehouse, which switch when you reload the page. But, I still have the other submissions, so I can (and most likely […]