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If I was you…

…here’s what I’d do tonight:

8pm – Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS! at the UCBT (307 West 26th Street, at 8th Ave.)

9:30pm – The Hamptons final show at The Magnet Theater (29th Street at 8th Ave.)

Clearly, I think you should see my show. And it’s not going to be around forever, people. What if I get my torso crushed under a subway car tomorrow and everyone else at the funeral is talking about how great my show was? You will feel pretty dumb if you never got to see it.

The Hamptons is a great improv group of really super fellas, and they are having their final show right after mine, just 3 blocks away! It will be great, no doubt.

Also, both these shows? Just $5! CHEAP! Like me.

But less desperate.

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4 Responses to “If I was you…”

  1. Cragg Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    Yeah, I’d have to say Shameless is one of the best shows I’ve seen recently! Get to it already, you LOSERS!

  2. Glennis Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    You will truly kick yourself if you miss this show, assholes!!

  3. Emily Says:
    September 8th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    When are you doing your solo show again in the fall? I need advance notice!

  4. dave Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Me, too? Any shows around Nov. 2-3 by any chance?

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