More Anonymous Temp Journal
There is a woman who works on my floor who seems concerned that the entire world might not notice that she is hateful. In order to get the message out, she walks around looking like she’s about to shove somebody’s face through a cubicle. I have never spoken to her, but every time I walk past her I feel like she’s going to meet me outside after work and beat the shit out of me. It’s really remarkable now pissed off she always looks.
Why? Why all the hate, tall angry lady? What happened? Did you love and lose? Are you missing your mermaid sisters in your home under the sea? Have you not collected enough magical feathers to reverse the enchantment on your hedgehog baby?
She is a mystery. A loud, angry mystery. Not because she ever says anything to anyone, but because she wears blaring headphones all the time. Even in the bathroom - you can hear the Beastie Boys leaking out of her earphones from 3 stalls away. Which is really fine, since it just means I can fart as loud as I want.
July 11th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Hey, Eliza,
Your past cat’s cap teacher here! I sent the cat to you to remind of your early roots with improv!
I will state right here to your public- “I knew she had ‘it’ at the tender age of 12! Such a talent. Really.
I am going to see your show this weekend.
email me back and I will share details- but I have a place in the city now and I believe a good agent.
And when it comes to angry lady keep some rocks in your bag of feathers.
then you are covered- though throwing feathers is kinda hard.
July 12th, 2007 at 7:18 am
I’m thinking hemorrhoids…
July 13th, 2007 at 1:37 am
You should sing her some Journey.