In honor of my last day here at the Lame Tempjob, I need to tell you about the wedding shower. Teresa has been planning her wedding for months, and now it’s almost here. So of course, we had to have an office wedding shower! It was Teresa’s event, but Evelyn really stole the show.
Like any [...]
I am leaving for LA in 2 weeks. If I get hit and killed by a drunk driving celebrity while I’ll out there, I better end up more famous than the millionaire idiot that hits me. My legacy is in your hands, people. Start cranking out the bumper stickers as soon as the video’s posted [...]
The weather held up, the Summerstage show went off without a hitch. The first half featured The Defibulators, and Becky Drysdale rapping with a goddamn 20 piece highschool drumline called “Blackfire.” After a short intermission, we started the second half with our little 3 song set. It was super! I was finally in a big [...]
Stickerbook is scheduled to play the biggest show of our 2.5 year career tonight at the Central Park Summerstage. Becky Poole was worried she wouldn’t be able to sleep last night from excitement. Jen is stressed about the pressure of introducing her beloved but little-known instrument – the theremin – to a potential crowd of [...]
Am I really the only one who assumes that when Maury Povich says “Ray-Jon, you are NOT the father of Tanya’s baby,” and Tanya loses her shit – like really REALLY loses it – and goes backstage screaming and shreiking and clutching at the greenroom furniture as she sinks to the floor, am I the [...]
Ah, romance! It is all about love!
Kind of. Sometimes.
Actually, I think it is about big dramatic emotions, which sometimes are not love at all. Take note of these emotions and remember to ask yourself “Am I in Love, or…something else?”
Anxiety, the devil’s stomach butterflies – If you spit up on the way to meet him, [...]
YAT – the Year of Awesome Things, in which I vow to do something awesome every week. This was another super busy week, so it was hard to fit in the impressive events. Scale down your expectations now – I still haven’t fired a gun or broken a wild horse….
Frost Nixon on Broadway – Holy [...]
Glennis – our official webmaster & liquor-tester – redesigned the I Eat Pandas website.
She worked very hard on it, so make her dreams come true by bookmarking it and visiting every night before bed.
http://www.ieatpandas.com
This video came on just as I was leaving the house this morning. Needless to say, I was late for work.
You’re welcome.
There is a woman who works on my floor who seems concerned that the entire world might not notice that she is hateful. In order to get the message out, she walks around looking like she’s about to shove somebody’s face through a cubicle. I have never spoken to her, but every time I walk [...]