Last night I fell asleep at 8pm almost immediately after screaming – full voice, balls out screaming – at my computer for being too slow. This morning on the train I got an overwhelming urge to shove the woman in front of me. I mean, really overwhelming – I had my hands up ready to [...]
This Paris habit is too hard to kick! She’s a herpetic monkey on my back!
Sigh. Oh well.
So this piece of gossip caught my eye this morning. It seems that Paris mysteriously had a plastic surgeon come visit her in prison. There is speculation about a boob or nose job, but come on – the reason [...]
I Eat Pandas at Mo Pitkins!
Saturday June 16th at 10pm
Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction (34 Ave A, bet. 2nd & 3rd Sts)
$10.
I Eat Pandas does what it takes Andrew Lloyd Webber YEARS to do…crap out a musical from start to finish.
We create 3 spontaneous, sparkly musicals before your very eyes complete with dancing, singing and [...]
I’m no dummy – I know the internet is a dirty, dirty place. It’s full of professional porn, amateur smut, and illegal pictures taken by secret toilet cameras. I KNOW THAT! But have chosen to purposefully avoid entering the glamorous world of online pornyness. But I guess it’s not up to me.
My headshots have been [...]
As I read the article on CNN.com about Paris’ resentencing – about how she screamed for her mother and cried out, sobbing, “No! It’s not right!” – my first thought was “Ooh, I hope they have video of that!” Then I instantly realized that of course they don’t have video of that, and that Paris [...]
Or get me started.
Last night Glennis and I tried to meet at another fancy hotel bar for another writing meeting, but our baser instincts took over and we ended up at an Asian bar that sells $4 mixed drinks in pint glasses with hose-like straws. It was like a training center for alcoholics. Anyway, between [...]
More Zoo News!
It’s bad enough to be a tiger in a man’s world, but to be a french-speaking tiger in Edmonton, Alberta sounds even worse. The Edmonton zoo got a 7-year-old Siberian Tiger named Boris from Quebec, and found him to be shy and depressed. Eventually one of the keepers tried speaking to the tiger [...]
Or, “What the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes and the East Village?”
rrrrrr…..BRAINS! BRAINS…gurgle..rr…
On Saturday night I was out walking around in the East Village. I guess it’s been a while since I spent a warm weekend night down there, since I didn’t remember it being a douchebag parade, but it was. Somehow the neighborhood [...]
My friend, Rachael Mason,needs your help. She’s raising money for the Lukemia and Lymphoma Society by running a marathon in September. You can pitch in by donating money to her cause here.
BUT, if being a cancer-killing do-gooder isn’t enough for you, here’s another incentive:
There is a raffle. Yes! A raffle!
A shitty raffle? NO! A Kick [...]
YAT – the Year of Awesome Things, in which I do something totally awesome every week.
Ok, I still have not learned any skateboarding or trapeze tricks, but I did some pretty awesome stuff none the less. This week was particularly Glennis-heavy, since we had work stuff to do and also look good together:
Impromptu Karaoke Party [...]