Can’t stop, won’t stop
This Paris habit is too hard to kick! She’s a herpetic monkey on my back!
Sigh. Oh well.
So this piece of gossip caught my eye this morning. It seems that Paris mysteriously had a plastic surgeon come visit her in prison. There is speculation about a boob or nose job, but come on - the reason couldn’t be more clear if she shook her inverted cock in your face. Remember what I said about her shaving down another adam’s apple? I am telling you people - she is transgendered. Or at LEAST a former hermaphrodite. Or maybe she has a tiny dick growing out of her ass. Whatever it is it’s weird and involves hormone therapy.
You read it here first! I think. I don’t know, I haven’t bothered to google it.
(I have no proof of any of this, but can you really say you’re sure I’m wrong?)
June 14th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
It’s this type of vulgarity that keeps me coming back to jambox for more.
“Paris Hilton has a tiny dick growing out of her ass.” My workday has just been elevated to “awesome.”
June 14th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Maybe she has webbed toes and needs to have them dealt with so she’s not mocked in the common shower area?