Can’t stop, won’t stop

This Paris habit is too hard to kick! She’s a herpetic monkey on my back!
Sigh. Oh well.
So this piece of gossip caught my eye this morning. It seems that Paris mysteriously had a plastic surgeon come visit her in prison. There is speculation about a boob or nose job, but come on - the reason couldn’t be more clear if she shook her inverted cock in your face. Remember what I said about her shaving down another adam’s apple? I am telling you people - she is transgendered. Or at LEAST a former hermaphrodite. Or maybe she has a tiny dick growing out of her ass. Whatever it is it’s weird and involves hormone therapy.

You read it here first! I think. I don’t know, I haven’t bothered to google it.

(I have no proof of any of this, but can you really say you’re sure I’m wrong?)

2 Responses to “Can’t stop, won’t stop”

  1. pee in your eye Says:

    It’s this type of vulgarity that keeps me coming back to jambox for more.

    “Paris Hilton has a tiny dick growing out of her ass.” My workday has just been elevated to “awesome.”

  2. Jack Says:

    Maybe she has webbed toes and needs to have them dealt with so she’s not mocked in the common shower area?

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