Win prizes for cancer! Today!
My friend, Rachael Mason,needs your help. She’s raising money for the Lukemia and Lymphoma Society by running a marathon in September. You can pitch in by donating money to her cause here.
BUT, if being a cancer-killing do-gooder isn’t enough for you, here’s another incentive:
There is a raffle. Yes! A raffle!
A shitty raffle? NO! A Kick Ass Raffle!
For every $20 you donate you get a ticket entered to win the following awesome prizes:
4 VIP tickets to the Daily Show
2 tickets to the Colbert Report
2 tickets to Late Night with Conan O’Brien
Another 2 tickets to Late Night with Conan O’Brien (seperate prize)
Conan long-sleeved tshirt
Autographed Colbert tshirt
1 month-long pass to Assscat (taped seats and all!) at the UCB Theater
1 UCB merch package (UCB Season 1 DVD, Martin and Orloff, 2 Tshirts, Matt Besser CD, UCB patch, UCB lighter)
1 hour massage from Jaya Bodywork
Make a donation of $20 (or multiples of 20 if you want to buy more than one ticket). Once you have completed your donation, send Rachael an email at tntraffle@gmail.com. Let her know how many tickets you purchased and also send her your contact info: name, phone number, email, and mailing address. Once she has confirmed your donation she will email you the numbers of your raffle tickets.
The raffle ends today, so go buy a ticket right now, or else Stephen Colbert will never see you in the audience and never fall in love with you from afar. This is your future we’re talking about! Plus, if the standard of cancer care remains where it is now, 42% of everybody out there is going to get cancer. And half of those 42% are going to die of cancer. That is shitty! NOW! Go! Buy a ticket! Go fight some cancer!
http://www.active.com/donate/tntnyc/Rachaelstntpage