Brangelina must be stopped
No one has ever accused Angleina Jolie of showing a lot of forethought. I mean, I don’t know the lady personally, but if you find yourself getting “Billy Bob” lasered off your arm, you’re probably not a long-term planner. Which is why someone needs to have a quick sit-down with her about family planning.
It seems Angie and Brad are planning on adopting another kid and having a second biological child, putting them at 6 kids. This sounds like a bad idea to me. Three kids in three years is an addiction. Angelina just needs a little fix of that “I’m a super mommy” rush she gets from new foreign babies. If left untreated, she’s going to start snatching babies in parking lots. MARK MY WORDS.
Moreover, the Jolie-Pitts have clearly never known a giant family of adopted children; they need a lot of attention. I have known a few of 8-12person families - some are great, some are totally nuts. These parents go baby-crazy and just can’t stop adopting new ones, instead of playing with the toys they already have. No one gets anough attention, and everyone starts acting out. These are the kids that end up giving birth in phys. ed., or stealing police cars. And chances are… they’re gonna fuck.
When are Brad and Angelina going to find the time to pay enough attention to 6 kids? In between Oceans 18 and Sexy Stabbing Ladyfighter? If they want to help out some orphans, there’s a lot they can do - help promote awareness or make it easier for parents to understand the foreign adoption process. Instead, they’re just setting us up to read a lot of depressing gossip-magazine articles when Zahara gets into goth porn and Maddox starts dealing meth to support his DJ career.
June 4th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Oh man, I can’t wait for Sexy Stabbing Ladyfighter to open!
June 5th, 2007 at 2:05 am
I tell ya. With all those kids she’s hoarding she should be called Womb Raider!
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