And you’re in the NY area, check me out on Fair Game again tonight at 8PM on AM 820.
I’m about 40 minutes in, right after Rue McClanahan. WHAT?!? Yes.
(If you are not in NYC but still want to catch it tonight, just search for Fair Game in your area here. Or, just calm down and […]
Every time I have a birthday I wonder, “will this be a good year, or a terrible one?” Each year seems to have a pallor of failure or a gleam of success, but up until now I’ve taken no responsibility for it. Shit happens, right?
But this year I have decided to take a more proactive […]
I woke up early, and stretched. I made myself a normal breakfast (an egg and cheese sandwich) not something concocted from scavenging bits of condiments and dried prop pasta from empty kitchen cabinets. I took vitamins on purpose and without my mother pleading and threatening brittle bones. (I didn’t even remember I owned vitamins.) I […]
I went to Coney Island for my birthday.
It was cold.
(the actual date is tomorrow!)
(photo by Brian Fountain)
A: We’re both pretty tasty.
Holla!! Wooo!
Fart.
Faaart.
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Toot!
1. It’s irritating enough to have to wait in line to use the mircowave. Invariably, by the time I get to use it it’s all sweaty and stinky with other people’s food. But having to wait for them to come back and get it is just a slap in the face. When I see someone […]
I had a fun, yet exhausting weekend. I did a bunch of shows and spent every night - as my friend Chad put it - “single-girl drunk”. (To clarify, “single-girl drunk” apparently means getting trashed with a handsy lesbian in a bar full of homos and old people, and waking up covered in taco shells […]