Gorillas are from the jungle, women are from Venus. (Pt. 1)
What’s up with ladies and monkeys, right? Or apes, I should say (but more enjoy saying “monkeys”, especially with my mouth full of soup.) I’ll tell you - some women, no matter what a gorilla does to them, just can’t walk away. They keep thinking that the Gorilla didn’t mean it, or that he’s going to change. Girlfriend, he’s not. Once a biter, always a biter.
Reuters:
A 57-year-old Dutch woman who was attacked by a gorilla at a Rotterdam zoo said the ape was still her favorite even though she felt she was going to die when he bit her. “He is and remains my darling,” the paper quoted the woman as saying from her hospital bed, where she is being treated for bite wounds and a broken arm and wrist. The 11-year old male gorilla burst out of its enclosure on Friday and went on a rampage in the zoo’s cafeteria before being recaptured.”I stood by the small apes in the Africa section when I heard a thud behind me. I turned around and there was Bokito. I had nowhere to go. He gripped me, sat on me with his full weight and began biting me,” the woman told the Telegraaf.”I could only think ‘O God, I’m going to die, I’m going to die’.”
When you assume you are being bitten to death by a gorilla, that gorilla is NOT your darling. He is your attacker. Think of the lessons you teach you children when they see you in that kind of situation - that it’s ok for a gorilla to bite you, or if the child is a gorilla, that it’s ok to break out of your cage and terrorize a cafeteria.
Once you start excusing the gorilla attacks, you become the gorilla, you know? Yeah. You do.
May 21st, 2007 at 2:45 pm
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May 21st, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Someone’s making a monkey out of that gorilla.