Listen up, nerds!
Yeah! Bring it!
While I’m wallowing in nerd theory, I thought I share a few more things with you all.
1) Yay!! - http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/iron-man.asp I can’t wait to see Robert Downey Jr. playing everyone’s favorite acoholic millionaire inventor. Truthfully, I would be excited to see RDJr fry an egg, but this casting is extra awesome.
2) BOO! http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/articles/3497.asp Paris as Supergirl? Ugh! More proof of why Krypton only spawned lame-os.
3) I wrote about the gross new Mary Jane figurine on HelloHilarious.com yesterday. Thinking about it more, I have decided that now is perfect time to release some sexy statuettes for the ladyfans, too. I’d like to see Wolverine holding a baby, Punisher in torn pants wistfully putting on a band-aid, and Batman making out with Daredevil (an homage to Almalgam comics! Sweet baby jesus I am a giant nerd.)
4) Worst News Ever. http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/articles/3398.asp
It’s not bad enough that they’re making a Watchmen movie - since judging by the success of Alan Moore’s other books to movies, League Of Extrordinary Gentlemen and V for Vendetta, it’s going to be poop on tape. (Ok, I didn’t hate V, but it was way too preachy. And no one else liked it at all.) But if they’re thinking of casting choices like Tom Cruise, the should just tear up the script now and remake Problem Child instead.
5) Speaking of Amalgam Comics, Bullets and Bracelets is one of my favorite things ever. Seriously, let’s make THAT a movie, huh guys? Wonder Woman and Punisher in love? Both of them in bicycle shorts? They make a babyGod?!? Come over to my house and we’ll talk.
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May 16th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
You should keep writing about comic books!
Why is Robert Downey Jr. always HOT (pun intended)?! Seriously tho, why is hot even when being totally annoying or super gay or not so attractive - it’s that actor magnetism.. that’s a super power, right?
May 17th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Thanks!
I don’t know, I guess our reptile brains are hard wired to respond to a man strong enough to survive massive amounts of narcotics and Air America. It’s evolution. Plus he’s all wily and dirty.
May 17th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
1) This blog is hilarious.
2) I think Tom Cruise would actually be a great casting move for that part in the Watchmen. Like ridiculously good. I wasn’t excited about the movie before, and I’m still kinda not because there’s no way to fit everything into a two-hour movie, but dang, that would be a great casting move for that character. I actually can’t picture anybody else but Tom Cruise in that part. I’d also like it to be a ten-part mini-series on HBO. Actually I’d like it to stay a graphic novel. But whatever.
3) This blog is hilarious. Its so nice to find legitimately funny, well-written stuff on the internet. Big ups to that.
May 21st, 2007 at 3:23 am
I’m starting to get into the idea of this Iron Man movie after (1) seeing that the gray/original Iron Man suit will be in it and (2) as this picture shows, he’s got his chest/heart thingy on even as a civilian. It’s not like some implant we don’t see.
I just pray to the spirit of Jack Kirby that Jon Favreau doesn’t Zathura this thing to hell.
May 21st, 2007 at 7:38 am
Right?? That’s my one worry - Favereau.
Don’t F this up, Favereau!!
November 21st, 2007 at 7:58 am
Revenge is sleeping with your enemy’s wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she’s a lousy lay.